I spent most of the week looking forward to my vacation. I wasn't planning to do much, just spend some time with a cup of coffee and some videogames...

I heard a knock at the door. I opened it to see my mother and aunt yelling "Surprise!"

I was not expecting them.

Needless to say, my private vacation didn't turn out the way I planned, but she brought some neat stuff with her. She brought a box full of old photographs, report cards, and drawings, along with a singing Lois Armstrong robot, a Spider Man alarm clock and a Coca-Cola seat cushion. I overuse commas.

I'll go over each item one by one. Brace yourselves for the mediocrity that is to follow.

Page 1: Viking Life! (I use bold text to make this look exciting, but it's just a history report from junior high!)